You wanna talk about a guy who is knowing how to celebrate the US Open? Bryson is the answer. This is what you do when your alma mater is undefeated in the ACC
I expect nothing else. If you played golf for the Mustangs and win a US Open you bring that bad boy into a Mustang and chug from it. I love that he’s just embraced being the people’s champ. I know some people can be sick of Bryson’s shtick, but we would all do the same shit if we won. We’d go back to our alma mater for a ranked football game and celebrate. It’s what any normal human would do if you went to a school that played football. It’s the ultimate celebrate me and celebrate my win.
I’d carry that shit everywhere if I won. Hell, I could win my member-member (again) and I may carry it with me from here on out. There’s nothing better than winning a golf tournament when you’re in your 30s. It’s the ultimate suburbanite dream. You get that trophy, you get your name on a plaque and you make all your friends acknowledge it. Bryson is just living the dream of going back to college with a trophy and into the student section.
